In order to combat the endless parade of holiday-themed blog posts, we bring you a dose of conspiracy.

Phallic symbols. Swastikas. The New World Order. An underground secret military base. Hidden Masonic symbols.

If you’re a fan of Anderson Cooper or Stephen Colbert, you may already be familiar with a few of these conspiracy theories about Denver International Airport.

Our friend The Cranky Flier delves a little deeper…